Keep Warm...

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Hi All,

So it's February, it's cold outside. So what a better way than to climb into bed with a woman / man (Whatever tickles your fancy) and make some heat of your own. People say to me it's too cold for that, I say, why? Bouncy fun to keep you in shape and help heat the room ;) Men burn 100 calories in the average sheets session, while women expend 69 calories (Love that number lol). The typical romp lasts 25 minutes from the start of foreplay to the end of the deed, but that's just an average—the times varied widely in the study, and ranged between 10 and 57 minutes. The longer the session, the more calories burned.

For a bit of fun use the sex calculator here and post how many calories you went through: www.sexcalculator.co.uk/ remember be responsible, so wear a rubber, unless it's raining and put on a Mack... ;)

For all you that follow my work I've updated my website at www.battlestrength.com if you're interested in checking out my work. 

Getting back into a routine now, so more regular updates on the way.

Joke of the month: Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she earned $20 by climbing a tree. Her mom responded, "Maria, they just wanted to see your panties!" Maria replied, "See Mom, I was smart, I took them off!"

Kind regards,

Lee
aka Battlestrength
aka Artist
aka Coffee maker
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warrior1944's avatar
Well thats a more fun way to train and burn bodyfat than running endlessly :P Too cold for it? If you havent done it for a long time then not much will stop you when you get the chance xD
the problem is finding a woman for most of us..... OR even online ones......
Great to hear your updates and work will be more frequent now :D